Let me start off by saying that I had this entire post written, and then it disappeared! Ahh! So now I'm rewriting it. Am I pleased? No, not really. However, as my fellow thespians say, the show must go on!So. I like to think of myself as a three year old in an eighteen year olds body. It's a little . . . strange that I can laugh at so much.
Here are some things that bring joy to my life.
I like sticking my finger in my cat's mouth when he yawns. The look of sheer panic and displeasure on his face is priceless! He's just like, "Oh my! Human! What is this? I was just yawning, and now I have an unidentified object in my mouth! Nay. Nay, I say!" It's really great, you should try it sometime.
I like voices. Example time! Old man voices are the absolute best. When I was very, very sad, I talked to my friend, Brandon, and he read me a story in an old man voice. It was probably the best way that anyone has ever cheered me up. It was wonderful. I also love any voices from Family Guy, Cartman, well, I laugh at a lot, so pretty much any funny voice will make me giggle!
I have a very severe love for all things cute. Ask any of my friends, I will be reduced to tears if I see something cute enough like a baby porcupine or those cute little soda cans or a baby animal of almost any kind. I think old people are the cutest! A few years back I was at a store and this old man walks by, all short and cute with his suspenders, and he has a puppy in his arm. Later, as I get close to the exit, I see an old woman with the same puppy in her arms as the old man had! They end up being a couple and have twin puppies! And then they walk out of the store holding hands. Gahh! I nearly died it was so precious!
I really like to make people feel uncomfortable. I have this really creepy smile where I, well, it's really quite impossible to explain. Just imagine the most terrifying pedophile smile. Are you picturing it? Do you feel violated? If your answer to the last question is no, then you aren't thinking hard enough. Anyway, I'll stare at my friends or people driving next to me with that smile for as long as it takes for them to notice me, and then when they look at me, I'll raise my eyebrows or wink. It's beautiful, I must admit. Oh! And going up behind people and whispering strange things in their ear is awesome! I think it's so funny when they get scared and jump!
Have we established yet that I'm weird?
I'm a good person. I promise! However, I LOVE morbid jokes.I have a vast library in my mind of jokes ranging from dead baby jokes to blond jokes. Now, I don't condone any of these, but they make me laugh so hard that I cry. It actually makes my day when I get to tell someone new my jokes.
Let's see. One last thing. Oui?
I love food. Cinnabon has been known to bring tears to my eyes. I am slightly obsessed with the sticky delicious treat, and I believe that it can cure cancer.
Of course, there are more things that make me happy, but life itself is just so cool that I can't name everything!
I think I will be doing a blog twice a week? Yeah? Yes. That sounds about right. I hope you guys have been enjoying them so far and keep reading! It'll be nice to know that I'm not just talking to myself . . . haha . . .yeah.
Have a marvelous day, you creative soul you.
You're beautiful, just gorgeous!